I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The struggles of a small town man whore
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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