You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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