it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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