just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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