Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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