On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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