i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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