Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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