butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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