I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
