pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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