There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
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she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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