Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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