I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
organizing the empties. That sober.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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