so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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