I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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