I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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