He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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