I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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