my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
