So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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