Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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