im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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