Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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