And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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