Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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