theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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