I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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