That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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