So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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