I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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