at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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