I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We left the knife in your bed.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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