Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
