Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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