Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
you had me at cake vodka
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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