Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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