You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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