so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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