You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
