I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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