I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
