It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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