Dual....:-)
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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