ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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