can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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