yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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