Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I am naked and annoyed.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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