what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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