You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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