Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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