I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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