He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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