She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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