i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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