there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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